Children | Black Haiku

No More Dethklok…Bed…NOW

Posted on August 16th, 2009 Bob Pike No comments

school starts tomorrow

their summer is over and

my children are pissed

Uncategorized Adult Swim, Children, Dethklok, Metalocalypse, Pissed, School, Summer, Tomorrow
Just Like Mom Used to Make

Posted on May 3rd, 2009 Bob Pike No comments

if your children seem

smarter than you, feed them warm

microwaved paint chips

Uncategorized Children, Chips, Microwave, Mom, Paint Chips, Protection From Intelligence, Smartie Pants